OFFTOPIC: Hiring!
Boys and girls, I’m afraid that there is next to no bile in this post. Life is incredibly cruel sometimes, and I’m sorry to disappoint, but I figured with all the insane/sick/perplexed Java developers reading, it’s as good a venue as any to shill for potential employees.
Basically if you’re in NYC and are a junior/intermediate developer, know rudimentary Java, want to learn stuff and whatnot, then send me your resume. Americans/Canadians/people with no visa issues are strongly preferred (coming to think of it, no Canadians, I hate Canadians. What the hell is their problem anyway?)
Likewise, if you’re in London and want a job, please also send me your resume. Hell, if you’re an American and want a job in London, then that’s good too, we’ll even pay you some relocation money. You can even be a C/C++/.net freak for London and we’ll still talk to you. Financial industry knowledge helps but what helps a lot more is a willingness to learn. Usual blurbage applies (dynamic exciting blahblah team player etc etc growth wibblewibble spring jpa ejb3 javaee otherrandomcrap foofoopoop).
June 27th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
June 27th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
Work for you ??? To be molested by you every day??? Hummm, however… I am a brazilian, do you hate us too?
June 27th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won’t obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
No, blame Canada
Blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies…..
Anyway, I’d love to move to London once. I’m in Russia now, so if you’re (potentially) willing to help me with work permit, my CV is available any moment (I’m available somethere in September, but that doesn’t really matter, does it?)
June 27th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
All the problems those Americans have with us Canadians always been a total mystery to me. Anyways, what about Canadians who want to move to London? Will you pay them some relocation money? :-)
June 27th, 2007 at 5:57 pm
Hmm… are free facials part of the salary package?
June 27th, 2007 at 10:46 pm
Junior to intermediate?? Hahaha Call me when you need a God……..
June 28th, 2007 at 12:17 am
work for you ? be part of the circle-jerk club? Oh myyyyyyyyyyy
June 28th, 2007 at 2:19 am
Know rudimentary Java? I smell you need a new target for facials and blowjobs… and bile.
June 28th, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Any rudimentary Java program doesn’t visit this blog because they don’t know who you are. Duh!!!111one
June 29th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
I still remember the “Cold Karl”/”Hot Lunch” post.
July 1st, 2007 at 7:35 pm
What about Australians? You racist bastard!
=)
July 1st, 2007 at 9:40 pm
Imagine the job interview!
July 4th, 2007 at 9:07 am
Hi,
I gud java programar. I like learning. I will be gud java programar aftar you teach me J.A.V.A. I live in Sri Lanka and willing to relocate to USA. No visa issues as you get visa for me. I would also lkie You to suck my dick once I get there.
July 4th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
If I’m reading this correctly, a Canadian partner booted you once or twice and you were left in dry, and all your dreams and intense expectations vanished in a moment? Ooh well, poor silly one, up here we get used to this … Another iteration, write fix, test…..until you find that precious Canadian one …. eh!?
July 5th, 2007 at 11:10 am
halo mister hani,
u are like sacred cow in here. our chicks faint at the sole mention of ur name and the thought of ur muscular body makes them shake with desire.
brad pitt is history here, too little java skills.
but pleaz pleaz pleaz… send ur java job to me, Abu give surety that abu’s code work if code not work you no give me salary.
ps: Abu wants CTO job at Formicary. please recommend Abu.
ur friend,
Abu
July 10th, 2007 at 4:47 am
Sorry for Abus bad english. Not like my English, even though I’m French
July 10th, 2007 at 8:55 am
Marc… I hope that is not French Canadian, is it :-/
July 10th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
lol … the comments on this article are hilarious!
July 10th, 2007 at 5:23 pm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/player/sol/newsid_6660000/newsid_6667300/6667319.stm?bw=bb&mp=rm
July 15th, 2007 at 2:55 am
Dear Sirimal,
Sri Lankan brain vary good, even better than Indian brain.
But Suni can’t handle big Sri Lankan cock. Suni can suck only small middle-eastern cock.
Suni
July 19th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
I love cockroaches. I love Hani. Cockroaches never die, but are ugly, pukish, and invoke negative feelings in your minds. Hani is a cockroach.
July 20th, 2007 at 5:26 am
Red Salute Comrade Suni Haleiman,
expecting it ! I love java,many our friends likes it too.We also think Haleiman should like china!
I hope you can give more attentions to Chinese programmer!
July 20th, 2007 at 5:49 am
Dear sir,
I am a final year computer science student.i am better in j2ee technologies.
i can also well handle the webshere studio developed by ibm.
also i am well in web technologies.also i can well handle oracle.
i am selected in IBM through the campus interview.but i want to join ur company…
i am expecting an offer…please send me a H1B visa
July 23rd, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Is there room for a brazillian developer? Didn’t see any bile on brazillians, so I guess they are welcome, right?
July 26th, 2007 at 6:43 am
Dear wangbinlaochowfunyatlinglingwhatthefuck,
Please send resume. Suni don’t mind sucking american cock and occasional chinese cock.
June 30th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
You seem to be very ignorant you racist asshole. I would def. not want to ever work for someone like you… What is your problem you stupid american?