Comments on: Asshat 2007 http://www.bileblog.org/2007/04/asshat-2007/ If you have nothing bad to say, say nothing. Fri, 12 Mar 2010 21:35:32 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Ferd Grtit http://www.bileblog.org/2007/04/asshat-2007/comment-page-1/#comment-7518 Ferd Grtit Thu, 05 Jul 2007 17:40:10 +0000 http://www.bileblog.org/?p=326#comment-7518 Facebook is place to meet VCs whog ood mnoey understand. FaceBookj iss fututtue. May hav econtract writing facebok apps next wek. Arre youu on facebbok yet? LOL - hani surcks and knows nuthing, I write for BIM DDeveloperWurkls. Facebook is place to meet VCs whog ood mnoey understand. FaceBookj iss fututtue. May hav econtract writing facebok apps next wek.

Arre youu on facebbok yet?

LOL - hani surcks and knows nuthing, I write for BIM DDeveloperWurkls.

]]> By: fuzz http://www.bileblog.org/2007/04/asshat-2007/comment-page-1/#comment-7394 fuzz Tue, 19 Jun 2007 17:57:21 +0000 http://www.bileblog.org/?p=326#comment-7394 Rod Johnson: How large amounts of mushrooms and marijuana can help change your perspective on software development. After suffering through countless J2EE projects Rod gave up and spent a month in a cave ingesting massive amounts of psilocybin mushrooms and chain smoking marijuana cigarettes until he realized "I could inject the dependencies, man". Rod will fucking blow your mind, man. He's like way out there and none of these other programmers know what the fuck they're talking about, man. I mean, he was high on mushrooms and weed for a whole month, man! He's got some serious knowledge and you will learn it if you show up high enough. Also, meet Rod's employees. A recent Forbes study named Spring as the #1 technology company to work for with employees reporting huge satisfaction with the forward-thinking "bong at every desk" policy and "trip your balls off fridays". Rod Johnson: How large amounts of mushrooms and marijuana can help change your perspective on software development. After suffering through countless J2EE projects Rod gave up and spent a month in a cave ingesting massive amounts of psilocybin mushrooms and chain smoking marijuana cigarettes until he realized “I could inject the dependencies, man”. Rod will fucking blow your mind, man. He’s like way out there and none of these other programmers know what the fuck they’re talking about, man. I mean, he was high on mushrooms and weed for a whole month, man! He’s got some serious knowledge and you will learn it if you show up high enough. Also, meet Rod’s employees. A recent Forbes study named Spring as the #1 technology company to work for with employees reporting huge satisfaction with the forward-thinking “bong at every desk” policy and “trip your balls off fridays”.

]]> By: Dave Dikhorn http://www.bileblog.org/2007/04/asshat-2007/comment-page-1/#comment-7378 Dave Dikhorn Tue, 12 Jun 2007 17:00:59 +0000 http://www.bileblog.org/?p=326#comment-7378 Osama bin Laden: The Java Explosion. Everyone's favourite cheeky young terrorist explains why Java is now so big and complex, with so many different parts, that you're chances of actually choosing technologies and doing something worthwhile with them before being mown down for being an infidel are basically zilch. Technologies featured include JUTA (Java Up The Ass), JISM (Java In Small Memory), and JEW (Java Eats World). As a special incentive, every Java developer attending this talk will be called a cunt and told to learn Ruby on Rails. Osama bin Laden: The Java Explosion. Everyone’s favourite cheeky young terrorist explains why Java is now so big and complex, with so many different parts, that you’re chances of actually choosing technologies and doing something worthwhile with them before being mown down for being an infidel are basically zilch. Technologies featured include JUTA (Java Up The Ass), JISM (Java In Small Memory), and JEW (Java Eats World). As a special incentive, every Java developer attending this talk will be called a cunt and told to learn Ruby on Rails.

]]> By: Rob http://www.bileblog.org/2007/04/asshat-2007/comment-page-1/#comment-7139 Rob Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:58:46 +0000 http://www.bileblog.org/?p=326#comment-7139 Hani does seem to be awfully preoccupied with anal insertions, perhaps he feels he's missed out on something in life. His name is on it, so he isn't a troll, he's a wannabe bully, and bullies should not be ignored. Hence: Seems he didn't like what Tim had to say about him, so he throws out some abuse. Tim should be manly (of the non-colon probing kind I suppose) and go along with the "joke." Tim has been high-minded and dignified about it all, but there is no reason I have to be: it looks mostly like abuse to me, and I'll call it for what I it is: small minded abuse by a little little man, able only to reach any height at all by hurling his feces up at his betters. Apparently he expects credit for this, well he gets it, from his small trollish coterie. Rob Full disclosure: Tim's not heavy, he's my brother. Hani does seem to be awfully preoccupied with anal insertions, perhaps he feels he’s missed out on something in life.

His name is on it, so he isn’t a troll, he’s a wannabe bully, and bullies should not be ignored. Hence:

Seems he didn’t like what Tim had to say about him, so he throws out some abuse. Tim should be manly (of the non-colon probing kind I suppose) and go along with the “joke.” Tim has been high-minded and dignified about it all, but there is no reason I have to be: it looks mostly like abuse to me, and I’ll call it for what I it is: small minded abuse by a little little man, able only to reach any height at all by hurling his feces up at his betters. Apparently he expects credit for this, well he gets it, from his small trollish coterie.

Rob

Full disclosure: Tim’s not heavy, he’s my brother.

]]> By: asj http://www.bileblog.org/2007/04/asshat-2007/comment-page-1/#comment-7127 asj Tue, 03 Apr 2007 03:21:32 +0000 http://www.bileblog.org/?p=326#comment-7127 Oh, yeah, I'm glad you haven't forgotten Fred...LOL.... Oh, yeah, I’m glad you haven’t forgotten Fred…LOL….

]]> By: asj http://www.bileblog.org/2007/04/asshat-2007/comment-page-1/#comment-7126 asj Tue, 03 Apr 2007 03:20:56 +0000 http://www.bileblog.org/?p=326#comment-7126 darn damarillo - I wanted to be THE sweatshop king! Puwede bang mag-kasama tayo? ;-) darn damarillo - I wanted to be THE sweatshop king! Puwede bang mag-kasama tayo? ;-)

]]> By: Eman http://www.bileblog.org/2007/04/asshat-2007/comment-page-1/#comment-7125 Eman Tue, 03 Apr 2007 02:59:10 +0000 http://www.bileblog.org/?p=326#comment-7125 I think Tim Bray is fucking depressed! Have you seen his video that he is talking about Net Neutrality? He seems to be so confused and depressed in that video! I think Bill Gates has shoved his thick dick so bad into his ass that he is gonna always feel the pain of what competing with M$ means. Ever and never! I think Tim Bray is fucking depressed! Have you seen his video that he is talking about Net Neutrality? He seems to be so confused and depressed in that video! I think Bill Gates has shoved his thick dick so bad into his ass that he is gonna always feel the pain of what competing with M$ means. Ever and never!

]]> By: Self-Aggrandizing-AssHat http://www.bileblog.org/2007/04/asshat-2007/comment-page-1/#comment-7111 Self-Aggrandizing-AssHat Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:32:13 +0000 http://www.bileblog.org/?p=326#comment-7111 You should try to get use of the letters TSSJS for your new conference Hani. "TSSJS conference - brought to you by the TotallySelfServingJavaSpongers" You should try to get use of the letters TSSJS for your new conference Hani. “TSSJS conference - brought to you by the TotallySelfServingJavaSpongers”

]]> By: hoos http://www.bileblog.org/2007/04/asshat-2007/comment-page-1/#comment-7108 hoos Mon, 02 Apr 2007 05:03:19 +0000 http://www.bileblog.org/?p=326#comment-7108 "Baby jesus buttplug," classic, I had to google it: http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php “Baby jesus buttplug,” classic, I had to google it: http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php

]]> By: gavinandjohn http://www.bileblog.org/2007/04/asshat-2007/comment-page-1/#comment-7107 gavinandjohn Mon, 02 Apr 2007 03:53:08 +0000 http://www.bileblog.org/?p=326#comment-7107 Gavin King and Jonathan Locke: These two creative geniuses will be presenting on the Al Gore effect in software development. They will be providing a case by case study of how they actually came up with Java EE 5 back in the late 80's while touring with band, Men At Work. Audience members will be welcome to offer suggestions for the Java platform where Gavin and Jonathan will prove that they too came up with it before. The lucky attendees will get to badge their projects with "Gavin already Thought of This" or "Jonathan already Thought of This" emblems to proudly display. The audience should leave the presentation with a clear understanding of who actually conceived everything viable in Java for the next 10 years. Gavin King and Jonathan Locke: These two creative geniuses will be presenting on the Al Gore effect in software development. They will be providing a case by case study of how they actually came up with Java EE 5 back in the late 80’s while touring with band, Men At Work. Audience members will be welcome to offer suggestions for the Java platform where Gavin and Jonathan will prove that they too came up with it before. The lucky attendees will get to badge their projects with “Gavin already Thought of This” or “Jonathan already Thought of This” emblems to proudly display. The audience should leave the presentation with a clear understanding of who actually conceived everything viable in Java for the next 10 years.

]]> By: twothirds » Blog Wars! http://www.bileblog.org/2007/04/asshat-2007/comment-page-1/#comment-7104 twothirds » Blog Wars! Mon, 02 Apr 2007 01:42:30 +0000 http://www.bileblog.org/?p=326#comment-7104 [...] like a good ol fashioned flame war: bray vs. bile. It was so much easier to track these things back in the usenet days since they were all in the [...] [...] like a good ol fashioned flame war: bray vs. bile. It was so much easier to track these things back in the usenet days since they were all in the [...]

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