Comments on: The Black Art of Good Design http://www.bileblog.org/2005/09/the-black-art-of-good-design/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=the-black-art-of-good-design If you have nothing bad to say, say nothing. Wed, 14 Dec 2011 08:51:39 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: King Fahd http://www.bileblog.org/2005/09/the-black-art-of-good-design/comment-page-2/#comment-1123 King Fahd Mon, 10 Oct 2005 12:58:16 +0000 http://www.bileblog.org/?p=54#comment-1123 All your designs are belong to me. All your designs are belong to me.

]]> By: J Ttinger http://www.bileblog.org/2005/09/the-black-art-of-good-design/comment-page-2/#comment-1122 J Ttinger Thu, 06 Oct 2005 11:20:52 +0000 http://www.bileblog.org/?p=54#comment-1122 Please read my article on JDJ where I gave a clear instructions of using java WebStart. - Jo Udunnome Please read my article on JDJ where I gave a clear instructions of using java WebStart.

- Jo Udunnome

]]> By: blitz http://www.bileblog.org/2005/09/the-black-art-of-good-design/comment-page-2/#comment-1121 blitz Thu, 06 Oct 2005 02:21:14 +0000 http://www.bileblog.org/?p=54#comment-1121 JAWS -- Sun thinks if they come up with a cool acronym (like AJAX), everyone will flock to use it. Goofs. JAWS — Sun thinks if they come up with a cool acronym (like AJAX), everyone will flock to use it. Goofs.

]]> By: Frantic Neumann http://www.bileblog.org/2005/09/the-black-art-of-good-design/comment-page-2/#comment-1120 Frantic Neumann Thu, 06 Oct 2005 02:20:17 +0000 http://www.bileblog.org/?p=54#comment-1120 i will fuck the hightower, then write about JAWS. i will fuck the hightower, then write about JAWS.

]]> By: Frantic Neumann http://www.bileblog.org/2005/09/the-black-art-of-good-design/comment-page-2/#comment-1119 Frantic Neumann Thu, 06 Oct 2005 02:19:47 +0000 http://www.bileblog.org/?p=54#comment-1119 Hani,write about Java Web Start you douche tard. Hani,write about Java Web Start you douche tard.

]]> By: Frantic Neumann http://www.bileblog.org/2005/09/the-black-art-of-good-design/comment-page-2/#comment-1118 Frantic Neumann Thu, 06 Oct 2005 01:41:47 +0000 http://www.bileblog.org/?p=54#comment-1118 Hani, when the fuck are you going to write about the pathetic Java Web Start? (Sun's equivalent of .NET Zero Deployment). That piece of shit system needs you to straighten it out. Take a look at what this guy says about it: Why We Dropped Java Web Start (JAWS) http://www.dynamicobjects.com/d2r/archives/002859.html Hani, when the fuck are you going to write about the pathetic Java Web Start? (Sun’s equivalent of .NET Zero Deployment). That piece of shit system needs you to straighten it out. Take a look at what this guy says about it:

Why We Dropped Java Web Start (JAWS)
http://www.dynamicobjects.com/d2r/archives/002859.html

]]> By: Prick Lowtower http://www.bileblog.org/2005/09/the-black-art-of-good-design/comment-page-2/#comment-1117 Prick Lowtower Tue, 04 Oct 2005 17:24:16 +0000 http://www.bileblog.org/?p=54#comment-1117 If you buy my book : mastering resin You will know how to design a good java framework. Hi, my name is Prick Lowtower. I am a certified Java Asshole. If you buy my book :

mastering resin

You will know how to design a good java framework.

Hi, my name is Prick Lowtower. I am a certified
Java Asshole.

]]> By: honey's Java/JavaScript tutor http://www.bileblog.org/2005/09/the-black-art-of-good-design/comment-page-2/#comment-1116 honey's Java/JavaScript tutor Tue, 04 Oct 2005 12:29:03 +0000 http://www.bileblog.org/?p=54#comment-1116 has anybody seen Honey lately?? has anybody seen Honey lately??

]]> By: Paul Holser http://www.bileblog.org/2005/09/the-black-art-of-good-design/comment-page-2/#comment-1115 Paul Holser Tue, 04 Oct 2005 09:27:23 +0000 http://www.bileblog.org/?p=54#comment-1115 Good call on the TestNG interfaces containing getters and setters. Last I looked (~ 2.4) there were several classes that look like they might ought to do something other than hold data. There is no perfect design; every design could stand to be improved. Good call on the TestNG interfaces containing getters and setters. Last I looked (~ 2.4) there were several classes that look like they might ought to do something other than hold data. There is no perfect design; every design could stand to be improved.

]]> By: Ju Alttinger http://www.bileblog.org/2005/09/the-black-art-of-good-design/comment-page-2/#comment-1114 Ju Alttinger Mon, 03 Oct 2005 15:26:51 +0000 http://www.bileblog.org/?p=54#comment-1114 Your lack of understanding frameworks and life in general is appalling! Please go to www.java-syscon.com, sign up and start learning something. p.s. You Don't Know Me.... Your lack of understanding frameworks and life in general is appalling! Please go to http://www.java-syscon.com, sign up and start learning something.

p.s.

You Don’t Know Me….

]]> By: Bile Watcher http://www.bileblog.org/2005/09/the-black-art-of-good-design/comment-page-1/#comment-1113 Bile Watcher Mon, 03 Oct 2005 14:30:35 +0000 http://www.bileblog.org/?p=54#comment-1113 This is getting scary... One outrageously positive bile over two weeks ago, then nothing. And more nothingness. Is there nothing anymore to hate about mankind? With the likes of Bill Berk, Prick Lowtower, Jo Udunnome in a hyperactive frenzy on TSS, there are more causes than ever for a good ol' bile. Please oblige Mister Jordanian pilot. This is getting scary… One outrageously positive bile over two weeks ago, then nothing. And more nothingness. Is there nothing anymore to hate about mankind? With the likes of Bill Berk, Prick Lowtower, Jo Udunnome in a hyperactive frenzy on TSS, there are more causes than ever for a good ol’ bile. Please oblige Mister Jordanian pilot.

]]> By: Armageddon! http://www.bileblog.org/2005/09/the-black-art-of-good-design/comment-page-1/#comment-1112 Armageddon! Fri, 30 Sep 2005 15:14:59 +0000 http://www.bileblog.org/?p=54#comment-1112 Hey "Your doctor", don't forget the gerbils! ;P Hey “Your doctor”, don’t forget the gerbils! ;P

]]> By: 0x01 http://www.bileblog.org/2005/09/the-black-art-of-good-design/comment-page-1/#comment-1111 0x01 Wed, 28 Sep 2005 18:18:07 +0000 http://www.bileblog.org/?p=54#comment-1111 Rumour has it that TSS is switching to jroller as CMS due to rollers superior commenting feature. Any truth to it? Rumour has it that TSS is switching to jroller as CMS due to rollers superior commenting feature. Any truth to it?

]]> By: You dunno me http://www.bileblog.org/2005/09/the-black-art-of-good-design/comment-page-1/#comment-1110 You dunno me Tue, 27 Sep 2005 14:07:14 +0000 http://www.bileblog.org/?p=54#comment-1110 Anyone knows of a Java bulletin board system that supports more than 2 concurrent users ? I might be interested. Anyone knows of a Java bulletin board system that supports more than 2 concurrent users ? I might be interested.

]]> By: Waste not http://www.bileblog.org/2005/09/the-black-art-of-good-design/comment-page-1/#comment-1109 Waste not Tue, 27 Sep 2005 10:02:56 +0000 http://www.bileblog.org/?p=54#comment-1109 I remember attendind a 2-day full-time session (total 16 Hrs) by Mr. Ralph Johnson, one of the GoF members, on "Frameworks". I have 3 things to say: 1. he was not hung up on patterns. (He is verrry down-to-earth gentalman) 2. Frameworks are not "designed", they are evolved. 3. It is not easy to write re-usable code (or Frameworks). So where does design fit in all this? What does XP say about it? What was "waterfall" model... Are you guys talking software or I got this link by mistake? I remember attendind a 2-day full-time session (total 16 Hrs) by Mr. Ralph Johnson, one of the GoF members, on “Frameworks”. I have 3 things to say: 1. he was not hung up on patterns. (He is verrry down-to-earth gentalman) 2. Frameworks are not “designed”, they are evolved. 3. It is not easy to write re-usable code (or Frameworks).

So where does design fit in all this? What does XP say about it? What was “waterfall” model…

Are you guys talking software or I got this link by mistake?

]]> By: Watsin A Name http://www.bileblog.org/2005/09/the-black-art-of-good-design/comment-page-1/#comment-1108 Watsin A Name Mon, 26 Sep 2005 01:46:51 +0000 http://www.bileblog.org/?p=54#comment-1108 The acide test of good design is Pleasure. The acide test of good design is Pleasure.

]]> By: Your doctor http://www.bileblog.org/2005/09/the-black-art-of-good-design/comment-page-1/#comment-1107 Your doctor Sat, 24 Sep 2005 16:32:59 +0000 http://www.bileblog.org/?p=54#comment-1107 "In that case, I think, asshole is also an example of good design. I believe God never expected that someone would dock penis in it.... but some gays are doing it anyway.... " Great analogy, cowherd! Although the asshole is so well designed it's user group extends easily beyond the circle of hot gay lovers. It is not even restricted to penises. Various fruits and vegetables have been found in this dark part of the body, and there are myths of a french baguette and even an alligator that was surgically removed after insertion. I do not believe the story about the bicycle though. “In that case, I think, asshole is also an example of good design. I believe God never expected that someone would dock penis in it…. but some gays are doing it anyway…. ”

Great analogy, cowherd! Although the asshole is so well designed it’s user group extends easily beyond the circle of hot gay lovers. It is not even restricted to penises. Various fruits and vegetables have been found in this dark part of the body, and there are myths of a french baguette and even an alligator that was surgically removed after insertion. I do not believe the story about the bicycle though.

]]> By: Anonymous Cowherd http://www.bileblog.org/2005/09/the-black-art-of-good-design/comment-page-1/#comment-1106 Anonymous Cowherd Sat, 24 Sep 2005 11:08:02 +0000 http://www.bileblog.org/?p=54#comment-1106 >> [Trackback] The latest BileBlog from Hani >> strangely resonated with me today: >> So what?s the acid test for a good design? >> I have no idea. The closest I could come up >> with >> is A good design allows your code to do things >> you never expected it to have to do. It&... > I think playstation is an example of good design > (keeping aside the fact that it;s a hardware > --not software). > > Who would've expected that the mean and > dangerous iraqis will buy lots of PS2 and turned > them into weapon of mass desctruction? > > (spot the cynicism?) > ------------------ In that case, I think, asshole is also an example of good design. I believe God never expected that someone would dock penis in it.... but some gays are doing it anyway.... >> [Trackback] The latest BileBlog from Hani
>> strangely resonated with me today:
>> So what?s the acid test for a good design?
>> I have no idea. The closest I could come up
>> with
>> is A good design allows your code to do things
>> you never expected it to have to do. It&…

> I think playstation is an example of good design
> (keeping aside the fact that it;s a hardware
> –not software).
>
> Who would’ve expected that the mean and
> dangerous iraqis will buy lots of PS2 and turned
> them into weapon of mass desctruction?
>
> (spot the cynicism?)
> ——————

In that case, I think, asshole is also an example of good design. I believe God never expected that someone would dock penis in it…. but some gays are doing it anyway….

]]> By: Tom http://www.bileblog.org/2005/09/the-black-art-of-good-design/comment-page-1/#comment-1105 Tom Sat, 24 Sep 2005 09:50:35 +0000 http://www.bileblog.org/?p=54#comment-1105 A good design is any design that makes profit. A beautifully designed application that costs more to build than it makes back in cash SUCKS no matter how lovely the code looks when hanging on your mom's fridge. End of story. A good design is any design that makes profit. A beautifully designed application that costs more to build than it makes back in cash SUCKS no matter how lovely the code looks when hanging on your mom’s fridge. End of story.

]]> By: zadham http://www.bileblog.org/2005/09/the-black-art-of-good-design/comment-page-1/#comment-1104 zadham Fri, 23 Sep 2005 21:36:25 +0000 http://www.bileblog.org/?p=54#comment-1104 > [Trackback] The latest BileBlog from Hani > strangely resonated with me today: > So what?s the acid test for a good design? > I have no idea. The closest I could come up with > is A good design allows your code to do things > you never expected it to have to do. It&... I think playstation is an example of good design (keeping aside the fact that it;s a hardware -- not software). Who would've expected that the mean and dangerous iraqis will buy lots of PS2 and turned them into weapon of mass desctruction? (spot the cynicism?) ------------------ > [Trackback] The latest BileBlog from Hani
> strangely resonated with me today:
> So what?s the acid test for a good design?
> I have no idea. The closest I could come up with
> is A good design allows your code to do things
> you never expected it to have to do. It&…

I think playstation is an example of good design (keeping aside the fact that it;s a hardware — not software).

Who would’ve expected that the mean and dangerous iraqis will buy lots of PS2 and turned them into weapon of mass desctruction?

(spot the cynicism?)
——————

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