Comments on: Male Services

By: Christian carter

Christian carter — Sat, 14 Oct 2006 08:03:52 +0000

Do they really think any “enterprise” would think installing POP clients on their employees PCs is a good way to set up an email infrastructure?

By: His Holiness John Paul The Second

His Holiness John Paul The Second — Thu, 07 Apr 2005 15:20:02 +0000

Bow before Me, Shortus Dickus, and kiss my colostomy bag!

Damn, I’m in hell now. They remembered this chick that I got pregnant with my Holy Semen. They are making me read Web Services specifications and maintain JBoss code. Even Dante didn’t think of that.

By: Biggus Dickus

Biggus Dickus — Thu, 07 Apr 2005 06:48:45 +0000

Hey pope baby, they’re just hiding and playing a trick on you. Jesus is on this list, so they must be up there somewhere. Burnt any good protestants lately? I’ve crucified a few catholics.

By: His Holiness John Paul The Second

His Holiness John Paul The Second — Tue, 05 Apr 2005 15:33:58 +0000

Holy shit! There’s nothing after Death! I should have enjoyed life while I was down there and now it’s too laaaaaaaaaaaaaate

By: The Hammer

The Hammer — Mon, 04 Apr 2005 22:15:53 +0000

Male Services @ JavaOne?

Dude, don’t you realize that the JavaOne conference happens on the last week of Gay Pride month in San Franciso?

You’re probably gonna get a lot of “attendees”. . .

By: Stefano

Stefano — Mon, 04 Apr 2005 12:40:33 +0000

Is this supposed to be bile for James or promotional stuff for JBoss?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 02 Apr 2005 17:57:18 +0000

Who cares about EJB 3.0?

By: Nick Beggs

Nick Beggs — Sat, 02 Apr 2005 11:49:04 +0000

Q: What do Jason Hunter and Kajagoogoo have in common ?

A: One hit, going, going, gone!

By: Gavin

Gavin — Fri, 01 Apr 2005 23:48:34 +0000

In other interesting April 1 news, Hani has just joined the JSR-220 expert group and will be contributing to the design of EJB 3.0.

By: R Hightower

R Hightower — Fri, 01 Apr 2005 15:06:36 +0000

Maserting Resin!

By: Not MarcF

Not MarcF — Fri, 01 Apr 2005 14:13:40 +0000

JBoss Mail is the most credible part of our Enterprise Middleware Platform.

By: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! — Fri, 01 Apr 2005 11:20:52 +0000

You MUST remove this recommendation Hani. You MUST. Otherwise you’ll be placed on the ignore list with /. and OSNews!

This is treachery most foul!!!!! How could you do this. After all the bashing you’ve done on those twits. You’re now helping them?

Say it ain’t so!!!!!!

By: Condoleeza Rice

Condoleeza Rice — Fri, 01 Apr 2005 10:05:53 +0000

Only a major open sores fapfest could result in an “enterprise” mail server that is IMAP-challenged. I guess we’re lucky the developers decided that SMTP support might be handy for sending stuff.

By: hahah

hahah — Fri, 01 Apr 2005 09:19:15 +0000

Good one!!

Some good April Fools going round this year, but Hani always knocks out a good one :)

By: analogboy

analogboy — Fri, 01 Apr 2005 09:18:26 +0000

the biggest joke is that hani reckons he can code enough to contribute! those that can’t…bile

By: Bas Scheffers

Bas Scheffers — Fri, 01 Apr 2005 09:08:24 +0000

The omnission of IMAP makes the “E” in JAMES hilariously ironic and the first thing I noticed when I came acros it many moons ago. Do they really think any “enterprise” would think installing POP clients on their employees PCs is a good way to set up an email infrastructure?

By: His Holiness John Paul The Second

His Holiness John Paul The Second — Fri, 01 Apr 2005 08:43:15 +0000

JBoss Male Services is pretty much as alive as I am. Rigor mortis here I come.

By: Mark

Mark — Fri, 01 Apr 2005 08:31:51 +0000

Hmmm. April 1st?