1. Due to what I can only assume is far too much drinking, the last day of the talks is almost never biled, so anyone presenting on Saturday has a Bile-free pass. I will suggest to my husband that he try to convince them to move his Webwork whoring to Saturday next year just to see if Hani can bile in absentia.

2. Any bile of Mike Cameron-Brooks will inevitably begin or end with mikejirajirajiramike jira blah blah jiramike mikejira. My challenge for next year is to bile Mike’s talk without using the word Jira anywhere in the bile. Try a search and replace and substitute something like “Punxsutawney” instead.

3. It might serve the organizers better to move at least half of the sessions to any strip joint in Vegas to guarantee attendance on the Saturday.