Shorties

I’m told that Russell Beattie managed to get fired YET AGAIN. What’s truly astounding is that anyone would actually hire that fat oaf. Here’s a hint to any prospective employers: Taking on nazi ashcroftesque democrats who change jobs more often than they change underwear is about as wise as jousting with a lump of turd.

Also, a clarification. I’m not Jordanian or of Jordanian descent, I’m from another middle east country altogether. Even more amazingly than that, I’m not a pilot, nor am I balding.

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17 Responses to “Shorties”

  1. Rob Misek Says:
    September 20th, 2004 at 12:01 pm

    Regardless, you will always be a balding Jordanian pilot to us.

  2. Anonymous Says:
    September 20th, 2004 at 12:16 pm

    Thank God SOMEBODY had the balls to say this … although because there is SO MUCH MORE to be said I am disappointed you didn’t elaborate … I (HEART) BILEBLOG!

  3. D'Artagnan Says:
    September 20th, 2004 at 12:17 pm

    Shouldn’t that be “juggling with a lump of turd”? Jousting with one seems pretty safe.

  4. Anonymous Says:
    September 20th, 2004 at 12:30 pm

    Russ recently posted the list of newsletters he is subscribed to. Who in their right mind would hire someone like that and expect him to do real work?

    Or just make sure he’s not connected to the Internet.

  5. Anonymous Says:
    September 20th, 2004 at 1:02 pm

    I Agree, Russell Beattie has gotten more jobs than a Two dollar Hooker!

    Dr. Java

  6. Anonymous Bastard Says:
    September 20th, 2004 at 1:19 pm

    Why the need to suddenly disown your heritage and profession? And you may want to try some Rogaine for that rather extensive hair loss.

  7. SlowMovingTarget Says:
    September 20th, 2004 at 1:20 pm

    My favorite comment on this comes from Pier Fumagalli on the Apache mailing lists:

    “I usually call ‘em ‘Java Server Feces’… But that’s just me… :-)”

    —-
    BTW: Why is HTML syntax disabled?

  8. SlowMovingTarget Says:
    September 20th, 2004 at 1:21 pm

    sorry, wrong comment link.

  9. vardaman Says:
    September 20th, 2004 at 1:44 pm

    I actually have nothing to say. Sorry I wasted your time.

  10. John Munsch Says:
    September 20th, 2004 at 1:57 pm

    And amazingly enough I got to read about it on JavaBlogs even though it has (*&# all to do with Java. How about sending your “Java” RSS feed to JavaBlogs rather than the “General” one.

  11. Drew Says:
    September 20th, 2004 at 4:16 pm

    “Shouldn’t that be “juggling with a lump of turd”? Jousting with one seems pretty safe.
    Posted by D’Artagnan (24.90.82.242) at 20.09.2004″
    Unless of course the other guy has a REAL lance. He’s likely to get his point across.

  12. Phil Says:
    September 20th, 2004 at 5:12 pm

    Where else was he fired from? I thought this was his first job since returning to the states…

  13. th0u9ht l34d3r Says:
    September 21st, 2004 at 2:24 am

    Meet Hani Suleiman, the Ogre in happylalajavaland.

    Grrr!

  14. Clown Puncher Says:
    September 22nd, 2004 at 12:35 am

    So, I guess they need to update the Bio then, eh? (see URL)

  15. Anonymous Says:
    September 22nd, 2004 at 10:06 am

    It’s a pretty sad world where it really matters where you are from anyway.

  16. hmm Says:
    September 22nd, 2004 at 8:19 pm

    You know, slandering a guy like this on a public forum could get you sued.

  17. cry baby Says:
    September 26th, 2004 at 10:58 pm

    “You know, slandering a guy like this on a public forum could get you sued”

    he tried, but a board of psychiatrists told the judge, in the first day of the trial, that in fact, he’s a fat oaf.

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